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March 2000: "No Place Like Rome"

"... Why do people live in Ireland? From all these movies and plays, it seems like a country of competitive stillbirths and broken plumbing; do people move there for the mildew? Do the brochures claim that Limerick and Ballybeg are 'less gloomy than Chechnya'? All I can say is, that leprechaun on the box of Lucky Charms cereal has a lot to answer for—has he ever tried to read Ulysses?"


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