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July 1997: "Yep, I'm Not Gay"

Another guest column by Libby's "tragically single friend," Stacy Schiff ...

"My mother, as usual, said I just need to lose five pounds, have my legs broken and lengthened, and learn how to let my eyes flash alluringly whenever I pass a man on the street, even if he's got a jagged beer bottle and no pants."


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