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December 1995: "Dreamgirls"

"Then I decided to try a lap dance on my husband, Josh; I made him sit in his recliner and I told him that I could touch him anywhere but that he couldn't touch me, and that it would cost him $150. He asked me if lap dancing was a Jewish folk art, and I told him to stop being anti-Semitic and added that a Jewish lap dance would include dinner."


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